I must break you...

There are all these t-shirts I have personally wanted forever and now with my new found love of t-shirt making, it's happening. This is not threadless style where everybody has to like it. No I'm a dictator!

This is the first in series I plan to do of unsung movie moments. Most people don't know who this is... but the die hard (that's not a hint) corny action movie buffs will appreciate this one. What? You didn't know that is Ivan Drago from Rocky IV!! This is the actual still from the moment he utters the greatest on screen threat ever... "I must break you..."

Go Carting

So you ever wonder what happened to those old shopping carts with the instructions on the kid seat? Well I was helping a friend move and low and behold in the basement of her building was this shopping cart with the most absurd illustrations how to use the shopping cart with child in tow. Being the stickler for blatantly obvious opportunities to ridicule such non-sense I took it upon myself to... ahhem... elaborate...

before...

and after...

Some day young children everywhere will thank me for enriching their lives with another cynical t-shirt.

If only their parents were as Sane as I!!!

E - jackers

So in the wake of my first e-commerce success I find out that Red Bubble, keeps 99% of the sale... on a $23 shirt I get $3... that's not a fair trade for international exposure! I changing channels to etsy!!! Duh!

I love my new shirt, just printed this early today (now yesterday)...



Now that the school year is over I am fully embracing the artists clock, it has 16 hours! Acting took me there, now making stuff will keep me there!